The 4 Emotional Stages of Mario Kart

If you’ve ever played Mario Kart with your friends, it means you don’t have any friends:

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Every Time a Girl Joins an Online Game

You could hear a pin drop.

When a girl joins a counter strike match

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If World War 2 Was Like Call of Duty

“Yes sir, I understand you’re fighting the Nazis, but you can always earn free drops by getting gooder”

If World War 2 Was Like Call of Duty

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Guard Logic in Hitman

“I’ve found an obviously dangerous explosive device!” *stashes it in pocket, leaves*

Guard logic in Hitman

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What I Do In Metal Gear Solid V

This is what I’ve been up to recently (mostly the last bit):

What I do in MGS V: Phantom Pain

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Every Time I Play “Walker Assault” in Battlefront

There hasn’t been so much imbalance in the force since “Revenge of the Sith”:

Star Wars Battlefront has not brought balance to the force

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