Now stop crying and start having fun, damn it.
Author Archives: mart.virkus
Bad Chewie!
You done a poo on the Falcon!
Spider Moo-Moo!
The hero we deserve.
Should Have Told Him Sooner
Yoda you absolute pillock.
Standard D&D Character Progression
It’s all fun and games until someone gets into the dark magic.
No Man’s Sky
Apparently handling raw Uranium is no big deal.
Fallout Karen
“Can I speak to an Overseer?”
I Will Never Let Go Papa
Revenge is a dish best served icy.
You Have Solved My House Fire Puzzle
Now loot the bodies.
The Solo Queue Experience
You either get your friends to play Siege, or you die in Copper Hell.