The two leading causes of breakups are 1. cheating and 2. Monopoly.
Author Archives: mart.virkus
The Academy Award for Playing Yourself Goes To…
…you. Congratulations, wow I really believed the part about the lag.
The Only Tachanka Rework We Need
This Tachanka is not safe for work. This Tachanka is not safe for anyone.
Kirov Reporting For Sexy Time
Wet dreams are made of these.
Adult Hangovers
Goodbye cruel world.
Do Not Civilize Your Children
Don’t let unsupervised children play Civilization.
Geralt Is A Naughty Witcher
*Applies beast oil to sword*
No Disturbance In The Force?
That’s no moon – that’s a plot hole!
Brace For 2020
Happy new year – hope all goes well for you!
Witcher Always Lying
Nothing was spared, not even the bread.