“Bring out the gimp.”
Author Archives: mart.virkus
Turtles Swim, Tortoises Sink
Learn the difference.
Holy Water
For the last time, it’s “Father.”
Karen And Kyle Go To Chernobyl
At least they won’t reproduce.
The Civ 6 Rage Quit
You haven’t felt real pain if you haven’t lost an empire to barbarians.
Every RPG Progression Ever
At level 1 you can’t kill a rat. At level 50, Satan is your bitch.
Hard For The Bard
Leave it to the bard to get their hands dirty.
Release The Kraken
Looks like you won’t krack this case<
How To Walk On Ice
You can waddle like a penguin but you’ll just die looking silly.
Don’t Cry For Me Argentina
It’s just a drone.