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Author Archives: mart.virkus
Mickey Mouse Trap
“Bring out the gimp.”
Turtles Swim, Tortoises Sink
Learn the difference.
Holy Water
For the last time, it’s “Father.”
Karen And Kyle Go To Chernobyl
At least they won’t reproduce.
The Civ 6 Rage Quit
You haven’t felt real pain if you haven’t lost an empire to barbarians.
Every RPG Progression Ever
At level 1 you can’t kill a rat. At level 50, Satan is your bitch.
Hard For The Bard
Leave it to the bard to get their hands dirty.
Release The Kraken
Looks like you won’t krack this case<
How To Walk On Ice
You can waddle like a penguin but you’ll just die looking silly.