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Author Archives: mart.virkus
Darth Harder
I find your lack of faith arousing.
Return of the Lord
Deliver us from evil (and fraggers)
Poor Timing
In space no one can hear you scream.
Cartridge Blow Job
A tutorial.
Welcome To The Sea of Thieves
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming
Cat Fished
Every goddamn time.
Just A Prick
Everybody gangsta til the dentist appointment comes up.
Every Civilization Endgame
10 megatons of Diplomacy coming your way!
I Got Your Back(stab)
“Among Us” is great if you wanna lose friends fast.