Alfred, get the Batlaser!
Author Archives: mart.virkus
Turning 20 vs. Turning 30
I hope you like random hip pain.
Requiem For A Ninja Turtle
Come crawling faster.
Darth Harder
I find your lack of faith arousing.
Return of the Lord
Deliver us from evil (and fraggers)
Poor Timing
In space no one can hear you scream.
Cartridge Blow Job
A tutorial.
Welcome To The Sea of Thieves
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming
Cat Fished
Every goddamn time.
Just A Prick
Everybody gangsta til the dentist appointment comes up.