“Bring out the gimp.”
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Learn the difference.
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For the last time, it’s “Father.”
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At least they won’t reproduce.
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You haven’t felt real pain if you haven’t lost an empire to barbarians.
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At level 1 you can’t kill a rat. At level 50, Satan is your bitch.
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Leave it to the bard to get their hands dirty.
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Looks like you won’t krack this case<
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You can waddle like a penguin but you’ll just die looking silly.
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It’s just a drone.
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