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Come crawling faster.
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I find your lack of faith arousing.
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Deliver us from evil (and fraggers)
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In space no one can hear you scream.
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A tutorial.
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Just keep swimming, just keep swimming
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Every goddamn time.
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10 megatons of Diplomacy coming your way!
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