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Major Order Failed
I did not extract with honor
High School Is Just a Tutorial Mission
Roll initiative.
One Ring To Rule Them All
A cat would not have failed.
Titanic 2
Bro rage quit his life
Mildly Evil Thoughts #1
When you think they’re gonna miss the bus but they make it anyway.
The Forbidden Hole
Definitely going to hell for this one.
Man-Spider
Unfortunately this now exists.
He Would Rather Drown Than Date Someone His Own Age
Horny for Corny
Dad jokes are low-key god-tier.