Every Time a Girl Joins an Online Game

You could hear a pin drop.

When a girl joins a counter strike match

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If World War 2 Was Like Call of Duty

“Yes sir, I understand you’re fighting the Nazis, but you can always earn free drops by getting gooder”

If World War 2 Was Like Call of Duty

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What I Do In Metal Gear Solid V

This is what I’ve been up to recently (mostly the last bit):

What I do in MGS V: Phantom Pain

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Every Time I Play “Walker Assault” in Battlefront

There hasn’t been so much imbalance in the force since “Revenge of the Sith”:

Star Wars Battlefront has not brought balance to the force

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Target Logic in Hitman

“Oh wow, you look whiter… Yes I will follow you to somewhere no one can see us!”

Target Logic in the Hitman games

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How Shotguns Work (According to Game Designers)

Effective range: 5 feet.

How Game Designers Think Shotgun Works

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Uncharted 4 – Why I Hate Climbing with Sam

Sam Drake really is an asshole:

Uncharted 4 - Why i hate climbing with Sam Drake

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