Go to sleep.
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Sleeping With The Fishes
I’m not buying beer – I’m investing in bottle caps.
Adult Gamer Life Cycle
Rinse and repeat.
Duracell Drugs
It keeps you going.
Netflix and Chill
No I meant literally.
What Do We Say to the God of Misery?
Not today.
Terminator 7: Retirement Day
Hasta la siesta.
Me At A Funeral
Beware the giggle loop.
Who Dares Disturb My Rest?
You came to the wrong planet motherfucker.