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The 4 Emotional Stages of Mario Kart

If you’ve ever played Mario Kart with your friends, it means you don’t have any friends:

And remember – never pre-order.

You could hear a pin drop.

“Yes sir, I understand you’re fighting the Nazis, but you can always earn free drops by getting gooder”

“I’ve found an obviously dangerous explosive device!” *stashes it in pocket, leaves*

This is what I’ve been up to recently (mostly the last bit):

There hasn’t been so much imbalance in the force since “Revenge of the Sith”:

Did you know a single round of LoL contains enough toxins to kill an adult horse?

“Oh wow, you look whiter… Yes I will follow you to somewhere no one can see us!”

Effective range: 5 feet.