Even Tetris is doing it.
Ever wondered why Mario Kart invented the Blue Shell?
“I’ve found an obviously dangerous explosive device!” *stashes it in pocket, leaves*
Ever wondered what bald eagles do after making sweet, sweet American love? They play Broforce:
This is literally what Broforce is about – protecting democracy and freedom by blasting everything else to hell using the biggest collection of action movie icons ever crammed into any format ever. Why? Because AMERICA.
Buying a season pass is like having a Christmas stocking that may or may not be filled with poop, but the only way you can find out is by tasting it blindfolded.
What’s the worst season pass you’ve ever bought?