“Leap of faith”? More like “Leap of could you fucking not“:
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Every Civilization Game Ever
Say goodbye to your loved ones – Civilization VI is coming out this week:
4 Game AI’s That Just Can’t Handle Stealth
Mafia 3 is an amazing game. Sadly, your enemies are lemmings who just can’t get enough of your blade:
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30 Days of Half-Life
Over the course of October, I’ll be drawing my way through the plot of Half-Life.
Follow my Twitter or Instagram for daily updates on Gordon Freeman’s worst day ever:
The story of course follows Gordon Freeman, a lowly logistics engineer (he literally just has to push around a trolley) who finds himself in the midst of an alien apocalypse after two irresponsible scientists fail to abort an incredibly reckless experiment despite some obvious warning signs.
Broforce – an All-American Review
Ever wondered what bald eagles do after making sweet, sweet American love? They play Broforce:
This is literally what Broforce is about – protecting democracy and freedom by blasting everything else to hell using the biggest collection of action movie icons ever crammed into any format ever. Why? Because AMERICA.
This War Of Mine – A Depressing Review
This War of Mine is a depression simulator that asks the question few games have: “how shit are you at being a decent human?”
If you’re the kind of person who thinks most war games lack realism, then “This War of Mine” is for you – you’ll enjoy various fun activities such as “digging through rubble with bare hands”*, “begging for clean drinking water”* and “talking your characters out of committing suicide”*.
*- actual goddamned features – WTF.
Pickpocket Level: Fallout
It’s been two years since I first published this, but Fallout… Fallout never changes.
No Man’s Sky – a Review
It took me about 12 hours to realize that No Man’s Sky is basically an intergalactic mining simulator (I am not a smart man).
Still, despite the distinct lack of meaningful activities – or precisely because of it – that I love it.
As others have pointed out, the beauty of No Man’s Sky is in hammering home the point that no matter what you do in life, it’ll never put a dent in the Universe.
Gamer Problems Then & Now
Someone will die playing Pokemon Go.
When You Get Screwed By the Season Pass
Buying a season pass is like having a Christmas stocking that may or may not be filled with poop, but the only way you can find out is by tasting it blindfolded.
What’s the worst season pass you’ve ever bought?